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AP: SNOW! Hits Norcal Cali Pass Resorts

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Coop Cali Pass Weather Chronicles

Buenos dìas, my friends

Cup'O'Joe in hand with the #StokeLevelPinned at 12.7 as we have SNOW on the deck at our Norcal resorts as of 0545 PST! I've been running models all morning while taking copious amounts of #KickingHorseKickAss coffee, a perfect blend of caffeinated power and stoke...

Mesoscale (NAM) models are solid this AM, showing positive impacts at Bear Valley and Dodge Ridge, with China Peaks #resfresh starting around 0645 this morning. I'm still going to stay bullish on the conservative snow totals I served up yesterday, so by Sunday, we should see a solid 9" to 16" at all three Norcal Cali Pass Resorts.

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NAM 3km - 6hr Precip Model - Dec 12-14th
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HRRR 3km - 6hr Precip Model - Dec 12-13th

Here is the breakout:

Bear Valley - 12" to 16" 

Dodge Ridge - 10" to 12" 

China Peak - 9" to 14" 

This morning, snow levels started at around 4.8k but will lift upwards of 7k mid-morning and early afternoon, then drop back down and settle in at around 5-5.5k tonight.

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NAM 3km Composite Reflectivity + Precip Type

Now, I can't at this point certify a #ColdSmokeFriday; however, with the temps we see here, it just might be a double down weekend with a #ColdSmokeFriday and a #ColdSmokeSaturday for you all to the bank in the books...


Snow is forecast to push through the weekend and into next week, so pack up the truckster, book a room, and get ready to shred the weekend away, my friends...


Oh, #GotWork on Friday? Let me help with that:


Subject: Urgent Medical Leave due to APF 


Dearest [Boss's Name],

I regret to inform you that I am currently experiencing a severe and debilitating medical condition: APF or #AcutePowFever.


Acute Powder Fever (APF): A highly contagious condition affecting individuals predisposed to gravity-assisted recreational activities involving frozen precipitation. Characterized by an obsessive preoccupation with snow conditions, an uncontrollable urge to acquire specialized equipment (skis, snowboards, etc.), and a complete disregard for previously established commitments (work, social obligations, basic hygiene). The only known cure is prolonged exposure to #ColdSmokePow, often accompanied by excessive sending, whoop'n & holler'n… 


Symptoms include:

  • Intense FOMO tremors

  • Hallucinations of perfect #ColdSmoke face shots.

  • Sudden and uncontrollable urges to whoop & holler 

  • Acute loss of all productivity


My physician, Dr. Shredy, strongly advised me to head to Dodge Ridge to begin my treatment. This involves the immediate ingestion of large quantities of HQLA (High-Quality Low Angle) #ColdSmoke POW to reduce the FOMO tremors and hallucinations.

Thank you for understanding my situation's gravity; I will do my utmost to recover quickly. In the meantime, please expect minimal productivity, as I will be highly focused on my recovery.


With sincere apologies. 

[Your Name Here]


Stay'nThirsty for POW

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